It doesn’t get better. You get better.
Joan Rivers (via smoques)




probablyanarchitect asked:
oops, english, money,teacher

THANKS JACOB

Oops - I’d like to change/fix the fact that I NEVER have time to workout. I always have other stuff going on and it’s really frustrating

English - I can only speak one….BUT if I go to Germany I’ll learn German because the classes are taught in German

Money - I’d pay off my parents bills, probably buy a car, then save it. Definitely would still be a student

Teacher - I aspire to be happy and successful (but mostly happy)









omg ask these please they're so cutE
  • Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
  • Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
  • English: How many languages can you speak?
  • Fear: Tell us three fears.
  • Game: What was the last board game you played?
  • Read: What was the last book you read?
  • Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
  • Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
  • Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  • Love: Do you believe in marriage?
  • Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
  • Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
  • Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
  • Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
  • Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
  • Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
  • Star-sign: When's your birthday?
  • Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
  • Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
  • Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
  • Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
  • Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
  • Zoo: What is your favourite animal?



fallontonight:

Bradley Cooper and Jimmy Fallon can’t stop laughing. (x)

We dare you not to laugh.

(Source: braldeycooper)




southernbirds:

Can you imagine, finally showing your true self to your spouse, your soul mate, and having him not like you?

this is why I’m in love with this book

(Source: jamiefraiser)




best of parks and rec - season 3



tastefullyoffensive:

[invalidtremors]